My Vehicle My Choice - Muscle Car Tee

Funny muscle car t-shirt for the guy whose entire personality is a small block V8. Heavyweight cotton tee with a "My Vehicle My Choice" graphic — hot rod culture, patriotic parody, and a punchline you can wear to Cars & Coffee without explaining yourself.

If your daily driver has a hood scoop and your group chat is 80% Marketplace listings for a '69 Camaro, this is your shirt.

Why we made it:

• 6.1 oz heavyweight 100% US-grown cotton (Gildan 5000 base)

• Screen-printed in the USA on a classic unisex fit

• Double-needle stitching at the collar, sleeves, and hem

• Seamless taped neck for shape retention

• Pre-shrunk — minor shrinkage on first wash, sizing accommodates it

• Available in black, navy, and red (plus seasonal colors)

• Soft-hand water-based screen print — no stiff plastisol stack

Pairs well with the DILF "Damn I Love Freedom" Tee, the Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Outlaw Tee, and the full Funny Gifts for Dad collection.

Sizing: Unisex US sizing — true to standard men's measurements. If you're between sizes, size up; heavyweight cotton tightens slightly on the first wash.

Care: Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, no dry cleaning.

Returns: 30 days, no restocking fee.

Gift it for: Father's Day, birthdays for the muscle car guy, white elephant, retirement gift for the shop teacher, "I forgot we had an anniversary" emergencies.

FAQ:

Is the print soft or rubbery? Water-based screen print on heavyweight cotton — soft hand feel, no plastisol stack.

Will it shrink? Pre-shrunk; expect under 5% shrinkage on the first wash.

Is this true to size? Yes — standard US unisex. Between sizes? Size up.

Where is it printed? Designed in the US and screen-printed at our US print partner.

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