{"product_id":"tax-evasion-hoodie-funny-lobster-tax-day-hoodie","title":"Tax Evasion Hoodie - Funny Lobster Tax Day Hoodie","description":"\u003cp\u003eWelcome to Tax Day, comrade. The Tax Evasion Hoodie features a fugitive lobster on the run from the IRS — the ultimate funny tax day gift for accountants, libertarians, CPAs, crypto bros, small business owners, and anyone who's ever side-eyed their W-2. Heavyweight Hanes P170 fleece, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs, screen-printed in the USA with water-based inks that won't crack, peel, or fade.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy this Tax Evasion Hoodie hits different:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7.8 oz mid-weight 50\/50 cotton-poly fleece — warm, soft, breathable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Brushed interior fleece lining for couch-day comfort\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Kangaroo front pocket fits a wallet, vape, AirPods, or your 1099 receipts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Reinforced double-needle stitching at cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Unisex cut — true to size for men, oversized for women\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed by hand in the USA, not heat-pressed vinyl\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: True to size. Chest (inches): S 40, M 44, L 48, XL 52, 2XL 56, 3XL 60. Between sizes? Size up for streetwear drape. Full size chart at \/pages\/size-guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron the graphic, no bleach, no dry clean. Designed to outlast your last audit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to: the accountant who carries a calculator like a sidearm, the libertarian uncle who quotes Rothbard at Thanksgiving, the small business owner who lives in QuickBooks, the freelancer who pays quarterly, the day trader, the bookkeeper, the dad who hates April. A perfect tax day gift, white elephant winner, CPA birthday gift, or office gag gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns: Printed-on-demand and shipped in 3–7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $75. 30-day no-hassle exchanges. Full policy at \/pages\/returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Is the lobster supposed to be on the run? A: Yes. He owes the IRS roughly 14 years of back taxes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Will the graphic crack or peel? A: No — we use water-based screen printing inks that bond into the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Unisex fit? A: Yes. Classic Hanes pullover cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Can I return if it doesn't fit? A: 30-day exchanges, no restock fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Made in USA? 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