{"product_id":"my-vehicle-my-choice-muscle-car-tee","title":"My Vehicle My Choice - Muscle Car Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eFunny muscle car t-shirt for the guy whose entire personality is a small block V8. Heavyweight cotton tee with a \"My Vehicle My Choice\" graphic — hot rod culture, patriotic parody, and a punchline you can wear to Cars \u0026amp; Coffee without explaining yourself.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your daily driver has a hood scoop and your group chat is 80% Marketplace listings for a '69 Camaro, this is your shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy we made it:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 6.1 oz heavyweight 100% US-grown cotton (Gildan 5000 base)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Screen-printed in the USA on a classic unisex fit\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Double-needle stitching at the collar, sleeves, and hem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Seamless taped neck for shape retention\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Pre-shrunk — minor shrinkage on first wash, sizing accommodates it\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Available in black, navy, and red (plus seasonal colors)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Soft-hand water-based screen print — no stiff plastisol stack\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePairs well with the DILF \"Damn I Love Freedom\" Tee, the Ankle Monitors Are Sexy Outlaw Tee, and the full Funny Gifts for Dad collection.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: Unisex US sizing — true to standard men's measurements. If you're between sizes, size up; heavyweight cotton tightens slightly on the first wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Wash cold inside out, tumble dry low, no bleach, no dry cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReturns: 30 days, no restocking fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it for: Father's Day, birthdays for the muscle car guy, white elephant, retirement gift for the shop teacher, \"I forgot we had an anniversary\" emergencies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs the print soft or rubbery? Water-based screen print on heavyweight cotton — soft hand feel, no plastisol stack.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWill it shrink? Pre-shrunk; expect under 5% shrinkage on the first wash.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIs this true to size? Yes — standard US unisex. Between sizes? 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