{"product_id":"i-need-h-e-a-d-hoodie-hugs-encouragement-affection-devotion","title":"I Need H.E.A.D Hoodie - Hugs Encouragement Affection Devotion","description":"\u003cp\u003eI Need H.E.A.D. — Hugs, Encouragement, Affection, Devotion. The wholesome double-take hoodie with a chaotic wordplay payoff. It's the funniest sweet-hoodie crossover at the party: looks like a dirty joke, reads like a Hallmark card. Heavyweight Hanes P170 fleece, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs, bold block lettering screen-printed in the USA with water-based inks that don't crack or peel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy this I Need H.E.A.D. Hoodie wins:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7.8 oz mid-weight 50\/50 cotton-poly fleece — warm without being heavy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Brushed interior fleece lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Roomy kangaroo pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Reinforced double-needle stitching at cuffs and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Unisex true-to-size fit — boyfriend-fit when sized up\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed in the USA with water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: True to size. Chest (inches): S 40, M 44, L 48, XL 52, 2XL 56, 3XL 60. Full chart at \/pages\/size-guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron the graphic, no bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to: the friend who appreciates a long con, the brother with the dad-joke streak, the wholesome shitposter, the group-chat MVP, the bachelor party group, the white elephant ringer. A perfect funny double entendre hoodie, gag birthday gift, college dorm staple, or stoner-comedy crew gift.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns: Printed-on-demand, shipped in 3–7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $75. 30-day no-hassle exchanges at \/pages\/returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Is this safe for work? A: Depends on your office. The acronym is wholesome — the read is up to you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Will the graphic crack? A: No — water-based screen print bonded to the fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Unisex? A: Yes — classic Hanes pullover cut.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Returns? A: 30-day exchanges, no restock fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore wholesome-chaotic gear: see the funny hoodie collection, the wordplay shirts collection, and the funny gifts for dad collection at \/collections\/funny-gifts-for-dad. 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