{"product_id":"butt-snorkeler-womens-tee-beach-bum-crude-humor","title":"Butt Snorkeler Women's Tee - Beach Bum Crude Humor","description":"\u003cp\u003eButt Snorkeler — the most committed swimmer at the beach. A women's tee featuring a cheeky retro badge design of a diver between two sun-kissed cheeks. The funny beach women's t-shirt for pool parties, summer cookouts, lake days, and questionable choices. Soft Fruit of the Loom women's cut, screen-printed in the USA with water-based inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy this Butt Snorkeler tee wins:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Fruit of the Loom women's cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Contoured side-seamed fitted feminine cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Pre-shrunk, breathable, summer-ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed in the USA — no peeling, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Runs slightly small — size up one for relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: Runs small. Size up one for a comfortable everyday fit. Chest (inches): S 32, M 34, L 36, XL 40, 2XL 44. Full chart at \/pages\/size-guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron the graphic, no bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to: the bachelorette party crew, the friend who lives at the lake, the cruise-ship enthusiast, the summer pool host, the bestie who loves a crude joke, the spring break group. A perfect funny beach gift, summer pool party tee, bachelorette shirt, or birthday gag for the friend who never grew up.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns: Printed-on-demand, shipped in 3–7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $75. 30-day exchanges at \/pages\/returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Women's fit? A: Yes — fitted women's cut, runs small. Size up one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Beach-safe print? A: Yes — water-based screen print bonded to fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Returns? 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