{"product_id":"beersexual-hoodie-lgbt-lets-get-beers-tonight","title":"Beersexual Hoodie - LGBT Lets Get Beers Tonight","description":"\u003cp\u003eIdentify as Beersexual? You're not alone. This Beersexual LGBT (Let's Get Beers Tonight) hoodie is a hilarious parody pullover for guys who'd rather crack a cold one than pick a side. Heavyweight Hanes P170 fleece, kangaroo pocket, ribbed cuffs, screen-printed front graphic that won't crack, peel, or fade after a hundred washes. A perfect funny beer hoodie, bachelor party gift, gag birthday present, white elephant winner, or Father's Day flex for the dad-bod king of the cookout.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy guys love this Beersexual hoodie:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e7.8 oz mid-weight cotton-poly fleece (50\/50) — warm without the sauna effect\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Spun-yarn soft hand-feel with a brushed interior lining\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Reinforced double-needle stitching at the cuffs and waistband\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Roomy kangaroo front pocket for keys, phone, wallet, vape, or a tallboy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Unisex true-to-size fit — size up one for an oversized streetwear drape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed in the USA with eco-friendly water-based inks\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing \u0026amp; fit: Runs true to size for a classic men's hoodie cut. Chest measurements (in inches): S 40, M 44, L 48, XL 52, 2XL 56, 3XL 60. Between sizes? Size up for that lazy Sunday couch fit. See the full size guide at \/pages\/size-guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold inside-out with like colors, tumble dry low, do not iron the graphic. Don't bleach it. Don't dry-clean it. Don't overthink it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to: the friend who pre-games before pre-gaming, the uncle who calls every beer a \"cold one,\" the groomsman who keeps the cooler stocked, the dad who grills with a Bud Light in his hand, the bro who started a home brewing hobby last summer, or yourself — because you've earned it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns: Printed-on-demand in the USA and shipped in 3–7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $75. 30-day hassle-free exchanges on sizing. Read the full policy at \/pages\/returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Is this Beersexual hoodie unisex? A: Yes — it's cut as a classic unisex Hanes pullover. Women who like an oversized fit love it too.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Will the graphic fade? A: No. We use water-based screen-printing inks that bond into the fabric, not heat-transfer vinyl that peels.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Is it warm enough for winter? A: Yes for fall and mild winter. For deep-winter cold, layer it under a flannel or shacket.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Can I return it if it doesn't fit? A: Absolutely — 30-day exchanges, no restock fee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMore funny hoodies and beer shirts: browse the full beer \u0026amp; drinking collection, the men's hoodie collection, and the funny gifts for dad collection at \/collections\/funny-gifts-for-dad. 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