{"title":"For our Fine Ladies","description":"\u003cp\u003eReal America cut for the ladies. Tees, hoodies, and accessories built to wear hard and look right.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"serotonin-tits-i-wish-i-had-tee","title":"Serotonin Tits - I Wish I Had Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003eMental health humor at its finest. I wish I had serotonin instead of these giant tits. A bold tee for the absurd. Real America. Real laughs. Soft cotton, perfect fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDiscover our Men's T-Shirt, crafted with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton for an eco-friendly choice that doesn't skimp on style. Featuring double-needle stitching throughout, a seamless rib at the neck, and taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction for enhanced structure. 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A women's tee for the chronically online, the mental-health-meme-fluent, the still-here-despite-everything crowd. Iconic dancing skeleton graphic with viral wholesome-doomer energy — pure internet humor distilled into a soft cotton tee. The funny mental health t-shirt for therapists, grad students, burnouts, and survivors of the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy women love this Horrors Persist tee:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Fruit of the Loom women's cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Contoured side-seamed feminine fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Pre-shrunk, breathable, durable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed in the USA — no peeling, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Runs slightly small — size up one for a relaxed everyday fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: Runs small. Size up one for a relaxed fit. Chest (inches): S 32, M 34, L 36, XL 40, 2XL 44. Full chart at \/pages\/size-guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron the graphic, no bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to: the friend who survived 2020, the burned-out teacher, the social-media-manager bestie, the therapist in training, the goth girlfriend, the depression-meme expert, the spooky-season superfan. A perfect mental health awareness gift, Halloween skeleton tee, viral meme shirt, or wholesome dark humor t-shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns: Printed-on-demand, shipped in 3–7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $75. 30-day exchanges at \/pages\/returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Women's fit or unisex? A: Fitted women's cut — runs small, size up one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Skeleton meme reference? A: Yes — the famous dancing skeleton \"horrors persist\" mental health meme.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Returns? A: 30-day exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more women's funny tees and the women's collection at \/collections\/for-our-fine-ladies. Pair with Buy A Man Eat Fish tee or I Eated Soap tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore From Off The Rails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind more funny tees and hoodies: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\"\u003eshop all designs\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-hoodies\"\u003efunny hoodies\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/women\"\u003ewomens tees\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/men\"\u003emens tees\u003c\/a\u003e. 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Teach fish man to a lifetime. The Confucius proverb you didn't know you needed — broken-English absurdism in soft cotton form. The funny scrambled words women's t-shirt for the chronically online, the meme-fluent, the literal-thinkers, and anyone who appreciates a perfectly chaotic word salad. Soft Fruit of the Loom women's cut, screen-printed in the USA with water-based inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy this Buy A Man Eat Fish tee wins:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Fruit of the Loom women's cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Contoured side-seamed fitted feminine cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Pre-shrunk, breathable, daily-wear comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed in the USA — no peeling, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Runs slightly small — size up one for relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: Runs small. Size up one for an everyday relaxed fit. Chest (inches): S 32, M 34, L 36, XL 40, 2XL 44. Full chart at \/pages\/size-guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron the graphic, no bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to: the friend who quotes \"Drake \u0026amp; Josh\" daily, the absurdist humor enthusiast, the bestie with the perfect deadpan, the fishing-pun-tolerant girlfriend, the chronically-online cousin, the broken-English-meme expert. A perfect absurdist humor tee, viral meme shirt, scrambled words funny gift, or Confucius parody tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns: Printed-on-demand, shipped in 3–7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $75. 30-day exchanges at \/pages\/returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Is this supposed to make sense? A: Absolutely not. 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A women's tee featuring a cheeky retro badge design of a diver between two sun-kissed cheeks. The funny beach women's t-shirt for pool parties, summer cookouts, lake days, and questionable choices. Soft Fruit of the Loom women's cut, screen-printed in the USA with water-based inks.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy this Butt Snorkeler tee wins:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Fruit of the Loom women's cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Contoured side-seamed fitted feminine cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Pre-shrunk, breathable, summer-ready\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed in the USA — no peeling, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Runs slightly small — size up one for relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: Runs small. Size up one for a comfortable everyday fit. Chest (inches): S 32, M 34, L 36, XL 40, 2XL 44. 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A: Yes — water-based screen print bonded to fabric.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Returns? A: 30-day exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more women's funny tees, beach humor shirts, and the women's collection at \/collections\/for-our-fine-ladies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-table\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-table-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"measure-name\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"measure-name\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"measure-name\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-2\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-3\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-4\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-5\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-6\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-38\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore From Off The Rails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFind more funny tees and hoodies: \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\"\u003eshop all designs\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-t-shirts\"\u003efunny t-shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/funny-hoodies\"\u003efunny hoodies\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/women\"\u003ewomens tees\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/men\"\u003emens tees\u003c\/a\u003e. Read our guides: \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/best-funny-dad-shirts-a-guide-to-unhinged-gifts-that-wont-get-you-disowned\"\u003ebest funny dad shirts\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-t-shirt-gifts-for-husband-15-hilarious-tees-hell-actually-wear\"\u003efunny tees for husband\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-introvert-t-shirts-12-antisocial-tees-for-people-who-hate-plans\"\u003eintrovert tees\u003c\/a\u003e, and \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-holiday-t-shirt-gift-guide-15-hilarious-tees-for-christmas-2026\"\u003eholiday gift guide\u003c\/a\u003e. Need help? \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/about-off-the-rails-clothing-funny-graphic-tees-hoodies\"\u003eAbout us\u003c\/a\u003e or \u003ca href=\"\/pages\/contact\"\u003econtact us\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spreadconnect","offers":[{"title":"white \/ S","offer_id":53217299169574,"sku":"1070570624-P347A1S2","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ M","offer_id":53217299202342,"sku":"1070570624-P347A1S3","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ L","offer_id":53217299235110,"sku":"1070570624-P347A1S4","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ XL","offer_id":53217299267878,"sku":"1070570624-P347A1S5","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 2XL","offer_id":53217299300646,"sku":"1070570624-P347A1S6","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 3XL","offer_id":53217299333414,"sku":"1070570624-P347A1S38","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7190\/3270\/files\/1_a86c2825-168a-4d8d-9082-bdd23d363308.png?v=1778963146"},{"product_id":"i-eated-soap-womens-tee-cursed-text-meme-cottagecore","title":"I Eated Soap Women's Tee - Cursed Text Meme Cottagecore","description":"\u003cp\u003ei eated soap :) — the cursed-text meme captured in soft cotton. A women's tee that radiates pure ironic millennial \/ gen-z weirdo \/ hand-lettered cottagecore-but-poisoned energy. The funny cursed meme women's t-shirt for the chronically online, the unhinged group-chat MVP, the internet poet who knows the assignment. Soft Fruit of the Loom women's cut, screen-printed in the USA.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhy this I Eated Soap tee is the move:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft Fruit of the Loom women's cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Contoured side-seamed fitted feminine cut\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Pre-shrunk, breathable, daily wear comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Screen-printed in the USA — no peeling, no cracking\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e- Runs slightly small — size up one for relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSizing: Runs small. Size up one for an everyday relaxed fit. Chest (inches): S 32, M 34, L 36, XL 40, 2XL 44. Full chart at \/pages\/size-guide.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not iron the graphic, no bleach.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGift it to: the bestie who lives on Tumblr, the cottagecore goblin-mode girl, the meme-fluent friend, the ironic millennial, the gen-z weirdo, the white-elephant chaos agent, the internet-poetry expert. A perfect cursed text meme tee, viral i-eated-soap shirt, hand-lettered humor gift, or cottagecore funny shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eShipping \u0026amp; returns: Printed-on-demand, shipped in 3–7 business days. Free US shipping on orders over $75. 30-day exchanges at \/pages\/returns.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFAQ\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Is this supposed to be lowercase? A: Yes — that's the entire bit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Women's fit? A: Yes — fitted women's cut, runs small. Size up one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eQ: Returns? A: 30-day exchanges.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBrowse more women's funny tees, cursed meme shirts, and the women's collection at \/collections\/for-our-fine-ladies. Pair with Horrors Persist tee or Buy A Man Eat Fish tee.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-table\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"size-table-wrapper\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"measure-name\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"measure-name\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth class=\"measure-name\"\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-2\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-3\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-4\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-5\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-6\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr class=\"size size-38\"\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"size-cell\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-0\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-1\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd class=\"measure-cell measure-cell-2\"\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eMore From Off The Rails\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eExplore our \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/all\"\u003efunny t-shirts and hoodies\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/funny-introvert-t-shirts-12-antisocial-tees-for-people-who-hate-plans\"\u003eintrovert tees\u003c\/a\u003e, the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/gift-guide-for-the-chaotic-friend-10-funny-t-shirts-for-the-wildcard\"\u003echaotic friend gifts\u003c\/a\u003e, and the \u003ca href=\"\/blogs\/news\/why-sarcastic-t-shirts-are-the-best-way-to-communicate-without-talking\"\u003esarcastic tees roundup\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Spreadconnect","offers":[{"title":"white \/ S","offer_id":53217299595558,"sku":"1070570629-P347A1S2","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ M","offer_id":53217299628326,"sku":"1070570629-P347A1S3","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ L","offer_id":53217299661094,"sku":"1070570629-P347A1S4","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ XL","offer_id":53217299693862,"sku":"1070570629-P347A1S5","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 2XL","offer_id":53217299726630,"sku":"1070570629-P347A1S6","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"white \/ 3XL","offer_id":53217299759398,"sku":"1070570629-P347A1S38","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/7190\/3270\/files\/1_bb4ad5df-b368-493d-958b-a1f8f12237a6.png?v=1778963263"}],"url":"https:\/\/offtherailsclothing.com\/collections\/women.oembed","provider":"Off The Rails Clothing","version":"1.0","type":"link"}